I know we live in modern times, but why on earth do we need a corporate name on our beloved Jake? It appears that the Indians have sold the naming rights to their 40,000 + seat stadium to the ginormous insurance company based out of Mayfield-Village Ohio. I understand why this makes sense, especially in the Cleveland market where revenue streams that can be had should be had whenever possible, but it doesn’t mean I have to love it.
Come to think of it, the renaming of the Cavaliers’ basketball arena from Gund Arena to Quicken Loans Arena has worked out pretty well. The whole Gund Arena thing seemed like a decent idea until you had people slurring the words together. Gund Arena. GunnArena. Gonorrhea. Ew. And trust me when I tell you that I heard that joke before, so there is no need to say it again now that the Cavs’ arena has the tidy little nickname, “The Q.”
So what in the world are we going to call the field formerly know as Jacobs’ for short? Is it going to be the Prog? Are we going to have the phaser sounds and the opening drum beats of Rush’s “Tom Sawyer” greeting every entrant to the new Prog field? (Get it? Prog music at Prog Field?)
Are we going to change the word Field to Park so that we have the alliteration of Progressive Park instead of the slightly awkward Progressive Field?
I don’t know how many people outside of the Cleveland area know about Peter B. Lewis, Chairman of the Board and former CEO of Progressive Insurance, but he is something of a corporate maverick. He donated $3,000,000 to the Marijuana Policy Project in 2007. Can we somehow create a special section in the Prog where fans can light up doobs to their hearts’ content?
Anyway, I hope the Indians got a lot of money for the naming rights so they can go out and sign a couple free agents or make a trade for someone with a larger salary. I am not panicking because the Indians have a lot of talented players coming back, but it is a little bit offputting that they haven’t made a single move of note this off-season. If revenue was an issue, hopefully the Progressive money will throw the Indians over the top.

