This weekend I went to see a friend play music. My friend is a RIDICULOUS musician so he gets lots of unique opportunities to play. This weekend brought the opportunity to play in a Deep Purple tribute band, but that isn’t important. What is important is that I came across a unique specimen of mullet.
A few things to notice.
- Bangs accentuated by useless sunglass positioning in the hair
- Fanny pack camera bag
- white jeans
- black tee-tank
- fake tan for days
- jeans tucked into boots
- croakies
- a bit of a dirt stache
- attempted ass grab by female companion of mullet
Long live the mullet, or something.
