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Cashback - DVD Movie Review
Cashback is an indie movie about an insomniac art student who decides to fill up sleepless nights working in a grocery store. It may or may not be about time travel and pausing the world. It doesn’t matter really. The movie was interesting, decent to look at, and had tons of beautiful naked women in it. Somehow it managed to maintain some artistic qualities to it.
I found it strange, but I felt like I could point at the screen and say that this is exactly what it is like when a young boy figures out that women are exciting in a “climbing the rope in gym class” kind of way. Somehow the movie takes what should be gratuitous nudity and seems to maintain some kind of innocence about it. I don’t know. Maybe it is just me. I liked it.
Transformers - DVD Movie Review
I was looking forward to Transformers because I had some of the toys growing up and I watched the cartoons. Does anyone remember the mini-battle that went on between Transformers and their less popular copycat friends the GoBots? Anyway, I liked both toys, but I definitely liked Transformers better.
The movie, which came out about 20 years after the toys was just OK. The graphics and action scenes were amazing. I give them a 10 out of 10. The storyline? Kind of fragmented and a little bit boring. I give that a 6. Still, this movie franchise has a chance to become ok. Although after about two movies I am already completely tired of Shia LaBeouf.
They Live - DVD Movie Review
They Live is considered a cult classic horror movie by John Carpenter. Unfortunately, I am not in the cult. This movie had an awesome premise, and while I love Rowdy Roddy Piper as much as the next guy, it just couldn’t deliver in the end. It was too slow and plodding and the completely overdone fight scene in the middle was completely laughable. That could be a good thing, except I felt like I was laughing at the movie instead of with the movie.
Wrong Turn and Wrong Turn 2
If you are in the mood for solid low-budget horror then watch these two movies. The first one stars Eliza Dushku and is really a very solid horror flick about a mutant family of cannibals in the West Virginia mountains. The second one was also pretty decent starring Henry Rollins doing his best Rambo impression as the host of a reality show about surviving in the woods. Of course the West Virginian mutants make surviving in the woods that much more difficult. Anyway, the acting isn’t good, but it doesn’t matter. It is low-budget horror and I liked both of these.
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