Ohio DUI Menace Gets 16 1/2 Years in Prison
This story is astonishing. The worst drunken-driving offender in the state of Ohio was convicted of his 19th and 20th DUI offenses.
One of my biggest pet peeves is the idea that everyone who fucks up can turn their mistake into a lesson for the rest of us and that they should be shown leniency for doing so. Enough. We will learn our lesson from the news story.
Barry Bonds in Game of Shadows
The book has just been released in paperback with a brand new afterword.
Since joining the Giants, Bonds had gone from a size 42 to a size 52 jersey; from size 10 ½ to size 13 cleats; and from a size 7 1/8 to size 7 1/4 cap, even though he had taken to shaving his head. The changes in his foot and head size were of special interest: medical experts said overuse of Human Growth Hormone could cause an adult’s extremities to begin growing, aping the symptoms of the glandular disorder acromegly.
His feet grew from 10.5 to 13? My feet probably haven’t grown since the 9th grade.
My Good Fortunes
I decided to buy some raffle tickets to benefit Junior Achievement here in Northeast Ohio. I bought five tickets for $20 and won Indians tickets. Two games with four club seats to be exact. I don’t konw which games I won, but I am completely psyched to have some club seats, basically for free.
Rock.
Switzerland Bans Stoner Cows
Switzerland’s Agriculture Ministry has called on the country’s farmers to stop feeding their cows cannabis despite how easy and cheap it is to grow it.
I am just wondering what this does to the milk. I already love milk more than someone my age should, so how many bowls of Cheerios would I slam down with milk that gives you the munchies?
Browns Win Coin Toss (Yay!)
So, the Browns won the cointoss with Tampa Bay and now they have the third pick in the 2007 NFL Draft. Hopefully this will be used as trade material to trade down and get more picks. Either that, or they can switch spots with Miami, get their first round pick and get Ricky Williams to see if he has anything left in the tank.
I know that is kind of silly, but wouldn’t it be nice to have the chance of a Ricky Williams type runner in your backfield? Plus, you KNOW he gets the best weed.
Michael Jordan’s Alleged Mistress Starts a Blog
His Airness is in the process of being divorced and now his mistress, Lisa Micelli, has started a blog to fill up her time when she isn’t doing radio interviews to talk about him. While she says he is the best she ever had, I am sure he would prefer if she would stop talking about him, even to brag about his abilities between the sheets.
Being the greatest basketball player in the history of the game means you shouldn’t give fodder for tabloids.
Dallas Clark Ejected From Girls Basketball Game in Iowa
Battle For Indians Utility Infielder
The battle for the job of utility infielder this season for the Cleveland Indians is on. The combatants are Luis Rivas, Hector Luna, Mike Rouse, Keith Ginter and Joe Inglett. I think all of these guys are capable of possibly winning the spot, but I really am pulling for Joe Inglett. Last season he came in after Ron Belliard was traded and did a decent job, posting an average of .284 while stealing 5 bases and providing some solid hustle in the field and on the base-paths.
He will never be a starter in this league, but he is the kind of guy I imagine sparking the team as a pinch-hitter, pinch-runner, etc. I would say he is kind of a longshot, but he is my personal favorite for the spot right now.
Bridget Moynahan Pregnant With Tom Brady’s Child
What happens when the sports world combines with Hollywood? We end up with stories about sports stars that are usually reserved for those Hollywood High School Couples. Word is that Moynahan is three months pregnant. The couple split up and everyone has been watching Brady and Giselle ever since.
Cop Caught Speeding Wants Catchers Arrested for Stalking
A couple lives at the bottom of a hill and people speed by all the time. So the couple installed a radar gun and some cameras. They catch a cop speeding by at 17 miles per hour above the speed limit. The cop presses charges against the couple for stalking.
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