George Lucas Takes the Lead from Gene Simmons
In the race to be the biggest whore in the history of entertainment, George Lucas has decided to release the original theatrical versions of his famed Star Wars Trilogy after releasing his re-edited versions of the films on DVD a couple years ago. So now George has released the trilogy twice in the theaters, two or three times on VHS, and now a second time in 5 years on DVD. This finally puts him over Gene Simmons who geniously released his KISS Coffin to further bend his audience over to grab their collective ankles.
Neither whore could be reached for comment.
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