David Gilmour on the Rolling Stones Being Old and Touring
“I think it’s ridiculous, actually. Mick and Keith should get a life. It’s like a strange, sexual compulsion. How much do they need? I think a lot of it is the applause. It’s a powerful drug, 50,000 people appearing to adore you,”
I am no fan of the Stones, but this seems a bit hypocritical from a guy who played Live 8 with Pink Floyd last year.
Downtown bus garage to get new life as bathhouse
Fleck stressed that the bathhouse is not a sex club. “We frown on anything like that,” he said. “No sleaze.”
This can’t possibly end well. When an athlete says it isn’t about the money, it is ALWAYS about the money. Whenever anyone says it ISN’T about sex, let me tell you that it will end up BEING about sex.
This just in . . .
Putting a bunch of people who are attracted to each other into a situation with nudity and hotel rooms will lead to sex.
Vonage IPO a Total Bust
To Be A Cleveland Sports Fan . . .
The fact that this is in Cleveland’s largest newspaper really lets you know how deep the psychosis runs in this town.
Rasheed Wallace Can Eat Me
Not that I had all the confidence in the world, but even so, beating the Pistons after the “Guaran-Sheed” (BLECH!) is just absolutely glorious.
GLORIOUS!

Indians Swept by Royals
Is this like when Tampa had the Yankees number in the early 2000’s or is it just that the Indians aren’t nearly as good as we thought they would be. Without some changes to that pitching staff, I might have to go with the latter. Danny Graves needs to be taken out back and shot. Stop with this experiment.
Lebron to Arenas Before he Missed Two Free Throws
“I said if you miss both free throws, the game is over.”
And soon after the most clutch shooter in the series, who had just hit an impossibly long three pointer to send the game into overtime, bricked two consecutive free throws.
The Cavs won’t beat the Pistons in the series and they will have a tough time winning Sunday with such an emotional experience so close in the rear view mirror. But, they won’t get swept and will give the Pistons a few fits along the way.
George Lucas Takes the Lead from Gene Simmons
In the race to be the biggest whore in the history of entertainment, George Lucas has decided to release the original theatrical versions of his famed Star Wars Trilogy after releasing his re-edited versions of the films on DVD a couple years ago. So now George has released the trilogy twice in the theaters, two or three times on VHS, and now a second time in 5 years on DVD. This finally puts him over Gene Simmons who geniously released his KISS Coffin to further bend his audience over to grab their collective ankles.
Neither whore could be reached for comment.
Wal-Mart to Sell Build Your Own PC Parts
“Wal-Mart currently offers only prepackaged bundles of personal computers and accessories in most of its stores. With the build-your-own-computer counters, shoppers can choose between several different components.”
If this lets me build a computer for Dell prices, I would be very happy. At this point, I can’t buy a bunch of components and beat Dell, so unless I can justify a premium price for a specialty machine, then I am better off waiting for one of their deals. That stinks.
Paris In Flames
Paris didn’t have a very good week performing and she is now toast on the American Idol landscape. Regardless of performances, I expect Elliott Yamin to go next. He has one of the better singing voices left, but because he looks a little bit like Gizmo the Gremlin, I think he will be left out.

