“If you will…”

January 24, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 9 Comments 

I will. I will. I promise.

Please for the love of gawd stop saying “if you will” after every damn sentence, if you will. You are causing an unnatural rot to form in my brain, if you will. I want to eject vomit from my throat, if you will.

Please?

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Download Any Song on Myspace

January 20, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 1 Comment 

Obviously this will only work until Tom and the gang release the next version of the code, but if you are looking to steal some stuff from Myspace, these dudes put the tricks out on their page.

It is kind of complex, but some of you will figure it out, I am sure.

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The Postal Service Not Happy

January 20, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comments Off 

I can’t imagine that I would be happy either.

It has recently come to our attention that Apple Computers’ new television commercial for the Intel chip features a shot-for-shot recreation of our video for ‘Such Great Heights’ made by the same filmmakers responsible for the original. We did not approve this commercialization and are extremely disappointed with both parties that this was executed without our consultation or consent.

-Ben Gibbard, The Postal Service

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Today’s Bargains

January 20, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 2 Comments 

I compile lists of online bargains over on a shopping page now too.

Huge deals on Alienware Notebook PC’s

Sony Noise Cancelling Headphones

Viewsonic 32″ Widescreen LCD TV

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‘Elaine’ Says There is No ‘Seinfeld Curse’

January 20, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comments Off 

Unfortunately, Kramer, George and Newman were unavailable for comment.

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Taking Advantage of Google Satellite Images

January 17, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 2 Comments 

A Target store is either trying to play it up to Google Satellite images, or to overhead planes. Either way it is kind of funky to look at.

(From Google Sightseeing)

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Driver-Monitoring System

January 14, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comments Off 

This sounds kind of cool, but aren’t we getting closer and closer to KITT from Knight Rider? All I need now is TURBO BOOST!

Instead of just watching for hazards on the road, Toyota’s latest precrash safety system is turning its attention to the most likely cause of an accident: you. This spring, Lexus models in Japan will be available with a camera mounted on the steering column that uses facial-recognition software to determine whether you’re watching the road. If not, and the front-mounted radar sees you’re getting too close to something, it will flash a light, then beep and tap the brakes if you persist in rubbernecking.

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‘Reese’ from Malcolm in the Middle buys Simpson-Lachey House

January 11, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comments Off 

Holy crap. Who would have thought that this kid could afford a $3.75 Million pad? I totally need to get myself a sitcom on Fox with Franky Muniz. Maybe we could call it “Craig Insults Malcolm in the Middle”?

Are you out there Fox? Hello?

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Billy Crystal: Unfunny Zilch

January 10, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 1 Comment 

Once again, Billy Crystal proves that we are EONS removed from City Slickers, the last time he was enjoyable in a big role.

Billy Crystal couldn’t resist crowing that Jon Stewart was the second choice to host the Oscars. Crystal told the Los Angeles Daily News that Academy Awards producer Gil Cates begged him to do the show again, but that he passed because of his commitment to his stage show, “700 Sundays.”

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Brilliantly Common Sensical

January 10, 2006 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 1 Comment 

Airlines changing some of their loading practices:

United now groups passengers at the gate according to their seat’s letter designation. The carrier boards window passengers first, followed by those in middle and aisle seats. Passengers traveling in pairs or groups are kept together. Its boarding is now four to five minutes faster, saving the company about $1 million a year, says Robin Urbanski, a spokeswoman.

This reminds me of my biggest complaint with Fenway Park. It is so old that it loads from the front. This means that during games, everyone with a worse seat than you will have to walk past you on the way to the bathroom and on the way back.

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