Natasha Lyonne on the Lam
The Grudge – Good and Crappy
The Grudge gave me goose bumps. The Grudge made me jump 5 or 6 times during the course of the movie. The Grudge was very good visually. The Grudge was not a good movie.
I enjoyed this movie. Kind of. The ending sucked. Sara Michelle Gellar is hot. It was totally creepy. It didn’t make sense. Did I mention that the ending sucked?
So, check it out if you want to be scared for a little bit. Don’t check it out if you are looking for something that is not only scary, but also good like The Ring.

Dual-core Intel Processors at Dell
Dell is set to start selling Intel’s new Dual-core processors in systems.
Thank goodness we will have all this additional processing power. What do you mean? It won’t help me download files any faster? It won’t let me surf web pages any faster?
Unless you are a gamer, running mathematical models, compiling software code or doing something equally processor-intensive, then you don’t need additional processor speed. Well, unless you want to unzip your compressed files a lot faster and think it is worth the price.
Those Pesky MIT Kids
This Law Sponsored in Part by…
Zippo and Bic. Flick your bic!
Britney Spears is Pregnant
I wonder if she made this up to explain why she is getting fat?
Lebron Honored by Time Magazine
It is official. Cleveland has a superstar. All we need now is a championship.
Microsoft Sues Counterfeiters
Maybe I won’t be getting anymore of their emails to sell me their “discounted” software.
Michael Jackson is Going to Jail
I know that he is innocent until proven guilty and all that stuff, but it is my unprofessional opinion that this dude is going to jail, because no jury can ignore point blank testimony like this.
Email Newsletters
The only thing worse than being on an email newsletter that you didn’t sign up for in the first place, is the owner of that newsletter not properly securing it. Members of this shitty newsletter flooded my email box last night with UNSUBSCRIBE emails in the subject line, and every time one of those idiots sent the UNSUBSCRIBE email, it replicated to every poor sap on the newsletter address list. NEWSLETTER OWNERS, PLEASE SELECT THE OPTION SO THAT ONLY YOU CAN POST TO YOUR NEWSLETTER.
Your attention to this matter is Greatly Appreciated.
If you are so inclined, I think you should all send a nasty email to DAVID@ARCTICSOUNDMEDIA.COM
It turns out that DAVID@ARCTICSOUNDMEDIA.COM decided to add a bunch of people to his Newsletter without asking them first.
I am pissed off at DAVID@ARCTICSOUNDMEDIA.COM and I would like anyone and everyone to email him something nasty.
German porn? Faces of death videos? The complete works of Chris Kattan on SNL? Or just a demented piece of fanmail would work.
Thanks.

