Hilary Swank – Fruit Smuggler
Hilary Swank is fined $163 for stowing away fruit in a suitcase to New Zealand.
The only thing amazing about this story is that Swank, who has won two Oscars after being The Next Karate Kid, appealed the fine with a hand-written note.
I don’t make anywhere near as much money as Hilary Swank and I wouldn’t fight a $163 fine for something I was so guilty.
Entrapment of a Plagiarist
Eff South Beach and Eff Atkins Too
Burger King has a new breakfast sandwich called the Enormous Omelet Sandwich.
That works out to 730 calories and 47 grams of fat, according to the report — more than a Whopper burger, which the Burger King Web site said has 700 calories and 42 grams of fat…
“The critics will still label it food porn,” Sherri Daye Scott, editor at fast-food magazine QSR, told the paper. “But the average male fast-food customer does not have a problem with this.”
MMMMM… give me some food porn. This should come packaged with a gift certificate for artery balloon work.
Pat O’Brien Scoreboard
I am sure many of you have heard about the Pat O’Brien phone messages where he is speaking explicitly about sex. Well, if you haven’t you need to go here and listen to them.

Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason
I was dragged into watching Bridget Jones The Edge of Reason with the ever-horrendous Renee Zellwegger. DittoHeston had her own problems with this movie, specifically the in movie quiz that is included as a “special feature” on the DVD.
I am now reading reviews of all movies on RottenTomatoes.com in order to protect myself, but when someone else is making the decisions there is no way to protect myself.
Gratitude – Band to Watch
Sweet.
You will recall, I already reviewed their debut disc here.
My Chemical Romance – Helena
My Chemical Romance, a post-punk/emo band, totally slipped through the cracks for me until now. I have been listening to their song, Helena, for about three days now. They are pretty melodramatic, but they have a pretty good singer and good songs. Anyway, check out that song if you get the chance. I think it is in pretty heavy rotation on FUSE TV.
Here are a couple of links to check it out.
My Chemical Romance – Live – Purevolume.com
My Chemical Romance – Helena Video on Launch!
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I am not sure what the business model is, but I am guessing that it is acquisition after they build the hell out of traffic.
High Tech Grocery
Sounds pretty cool to me.
Spiderman 3: Villain
They have now announced Thomas Hayden Church to play the next villain in Spiderman 3.
Which villain, you ask? Stupid Sam Raimi hasn’t said. Alright I need guesses from those of you who are familiar with the Spiderman Series.

