Disgusting on a Friday
An actual conversational excerpt….
Guy: “Yeah, I went over to my girlfriend’s last night, to rip out her bathroom…”
Me: (cutting him off) “OOOHHH, is that what you kids are calling it these days?”
I should probably sleep more.
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You can avoid ripping out a girls entire bathroom if you use a water based lubricant.
Thanks Dan, because that joke needed to be taken just that extra step further…
if you’re having problems ‘extracting her toilet’ then grab a crowbar and a hammer. she’ll be screaming, but rest assured that sumbitch is cuming out.