Memo To Ohio Drivers
May 26, 2004 · Filed Under Uncategorized
… I implore you all to stop pulling out in front of my dad when he is driving. As he has proven twice in the last 6 months, he will not hesitate to smash the hell out of your car if you pull out in front of him without ample time to stop and avoid your illegal (and dastardly) maneuvers. Rental cars and body shops really aren’t that much fun, so your attention to this matter is quite urgent.
I appreciate your time, now learn how to drive.
Thanks.
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I’m glad to hear Ohio drivers have taken a break from the official state driving game - cutting me off for no good reason on the turnpike. Then again, I haven’t been to Ohio since Christmas, so they must have decided to target your father instead. I’m sorry, it is clearly my fault that he’s having these problems…
This one time, at band camp, I saw a bad driver. He was sooooo bad. I didn’t see him get in an accident or anything. But there this one time, at band camp…