Site ReDesign
Rock Dummy has been re-designed thanks to my friend Mark who got into the PHP code and took a machete to it. It summarizes all the most recent entries in the 4 major categories. Go to Rock Dummy.com and check it out.
The-a-a-a Yankees Lose
It’s all over folks. Game 1 is a precursor of things to come. Devil Rays win 8-3. The Yankees are only going to win 47 games. I know Red Sox nation is collectively pumping their fists. They don’t even care if the Red Sox play as long as the Yanks add to their loss column. I still hate both teams, but until Pedro gets back into action being an arrogant dick, I will choose to hate the Yankees more.
Tony’s Theme
“This song is about a superhero named Tony. This is Tony’s Theme.”
There was a time when I would have dismissed this as stupid. Now I think it rocks.
Anger for the Sake of Anger
This guy really doesn’t like Forrest Gump. Doesn’t seem like a whole lot of respect for one of the best movies of my time here on this earth. I am usually the first one to criticize Tom Hanks for tackling the real low-hanging fruit available to affect audiences, but Forrest Gump was brilliantly written.
ATM’s Rigged to Steal
There is a new scam that people are using to find out your ATM number. Check out this site for pictures of how the scam is pulled off. It’s actually a pretty genius plan, although I would think that because there are cameras on an ATM, they could catch the guy who puts this device on the ATM pretty easily. Either way, watch out for it.
Tax Season at MIT
How many MIT students does it take to do tax preparation? The question should be how many of their mom’s does it take? Not only is this really funny, but the dude’s name is actually Bryan Adams. I am not kidding. I have been reading this blog for a couple weeks and it has earned a link. Check it out.
New Amendment
This is really funny. What would happen if there was a new amendment allowing prayer at high school football games? I would love to hear what George Carlin would have to say about this joke. His rap a couple years ago when he called himself a worshipper of the sun was an absolute riot.
Check this out.
TicketBastard
I know this is nothing new, but I feel that every now and then I should remind everyone just how much of a racket ticketmaster is.
I just bought a ticket to see Death Cab for Cutie at the Odeon in Cleveland.
Ticket Price: 17.50
Convenience Charge: 7.50
Handling Fee: 4.10
That is $11.60 going to TicketBastard.
The total ticket cost is $29.10
TicketBastard’s cut of that is 40%. Tell me again how the hell this is legal? The mafia has better business arrangements available last time I checked.
GNR Legal Battle Loss
Guns N Roses has lost their legal battle with Geffen records. As a result you will now be able to buy the GNR greatest hits album even though it is all the same stuff that you probably already have on tape and or CD.
Unstoppable Team?
John Kerry and John McCain on the same ticket? I don’t know if this could actually happen or not, but count me in for this one. I really don’t think Bush would have much of a chance if this team came into existence.
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