Who’s Crazy?
Obviously these sonsabitches are all nuts. I wrote this post about Michael Jackson’s website at BlogCritics, which you might remember from this site. Anyway, I went through and made fun of pretty much his entire press release. Well, I am not sure why people (specifically Michael Jackson’s sanity-challenged fans) have found BlogCritics to be a place to leave Mike a message of support. You really should click the link and see what some of these nutcases have written about their alleged child-diddling hero.
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Yes, this post was hilarious -
“I dont think anybody should jump to any conclusions. I probably think that he didn’t do anything, this is probably someone just trying to cash in on the fact that he has lost the public battle, most people doubt his intentions. In the court of law I think he will obviously win but yet still people wont believe he is inocent, which is moronic, he is not bigger than the Law, but yet he will still not realise that he shouldn’t be open about the kids he has in his house……….or else the same thing will happen again………when will the stupidity end? …….when its not profitable.”
Especially the portion about “I probably think” …the jury’s still out on that one.
Thanks for the link. That is truly spectacular.
Well as long as you enjoyed Michael Jackson fans, you should see this post over at blogcritics on the feud before 50 Cent and Ja Rule. If you thought the Michael Jackson fans were funny, you will not believe the rap fans who try and bring their vernacular into typed print.
I put the URL in the field, so all you have to do is click on my name.
Ha! Yeah, the 50 Cent link was pretty good. I like this post from Jessie. It was so good he decided to post it twice! (or inadvertantly posted it twice, I’ll go with the latter)
“50 n ja are tight but 50 cent complains 2 much about gettin shot 9 times in the chest.50 cent thinks hes bigger than any other rapper.”
If I get shot in the chest 9 times I’ll complain all I want, fo shizzle!
I just love the broken english and written form of slang. They were leaving out R’s at the end of words, or converting them to ah’s, etc. I don’t understand how that converts to the printed world. It just makes the writer look really stupid. And to the guy who started his comment off by commenting on “Ja Fool” you ought to be ashamed of yourself for being stupid. Now go back to your parents house, go to the room you share with your little brother, put away the fake gold chain, drop R-Dogg as your name and reclaim Robert which was given to you at birth. By the way, please look at the car keys in your hand. That’s right, despite the spoiler and heavy stereo you put in it, it is a FORD FREAKING TEMPO. BLING BLING, DOGG.
That is all.
For speaking against Michael, Greg Limbaugh, you are going str8 to H-E-double hockey stick! Michael Jackson in the King of Pop, Rock, Jazz, Classical, Bluegrass, Polka, and all other accordion music. I hope Michael, Latoya, Diana Ross, and the ghost of Bette Davis come together to form MegaMechaMichaelJackson, a 70-story high fighting Space Robot. Like Voltron, only a great dancer. Then MegaMechaMichael will fly faster than the speed of lite to Ohio to fight you. First, Electric Plutonium lazers will leap from MegaMechaMichael’s eyes to perforate your spleen. Then the robot will kick you right in the chin. You might not be worried about that because Michael is so thin, but in his robot form he is huge and wears very pointy shoes. Next, MegaMechaMichael will trample your favorite band Death Crab for Smoochie. Do you think Death Crab will be able to become a giant robot to defend itself? No. I think not.
Reading that last comment was a good way to start my morning. Hilarious.
I picked my favorite KRAZEE SOMABITCH response and will address it here.
Craig Lyndall you are a fool. (Ok, you have a point there) And you deserve to go to hell along with all the other people who try to slander Michael Jackson (although people who diddle kids should be where?), although they don’t know him. (does anyone know him? His kid wears a god damned blanket on his face?)
Craig as far as I know you had a little thing for doing little boys yourself. (Again you make a decent point)
See how it feels to be accused of something that’s not true Craig. (Try adverting attention from stuff that is true, that seems more difficult!)
How dare u insert those insulting comments between the lines of Michael Jackson’s statment to his fans on his website. (yeah, please don’t interpret data, that is so offensive! How dare you ruin such beautiful prose!)
There is a God u know and while u may get away with your shit now . When u die u have to answer to God for everything u did. (Eye do know there is a god, and usually he looks down upon those who diddle kids a little more harshly than those who comment on the actions of someone so dangerous to children!) (If this is a hell fire & brimstone offense, Ill room with you in hell buddy!!)