Screaming Poop Factory
I would like to impose a rule at the post office. If you are standing in a line that is almost out the door and there is a lady in line with an angry kid who is screaming and crying, I think people in line should be able to take a vote and just let that person go next so that she can finish, leave, and save my ears from having to listen to her little poop factory scream and yell about nothing. Come on people you can wait your 40 minutes to ship a package in relative peace or you can be tortured. I know which option I would choose.
Are you ready?
For some football? I am going tonight to Monday Night Football to see the listless Browns try not to get embarassed by the St. Louis Rams who appear to be hitting their stride. The Browns might very well be done for. Anyway, my dad is designated driving so at least I can make it a fun event.
Blame Canada 2
I would like to thank Canada for being cold as hell and cracking the shit out of my windshield. My passenger and I honestly don’t think anything hit my windshield as it cracked right before our very eyes on the way into the office this morning. 328 Canadian dollars later ($262 American), I didn’t quite know what to say. As I was giving the guy at the auto glass place my address he exclaimed in his thick Canadian accent, “Why the fuck would you ever come here?” All I could muster was a resigned chuckle as I had no answer for the man.
Wicked Smart or Faking?
Over at BlogCritics a commenter said something about “learn some effing grammar you effing idiots” in a thread about the beef between 50 Cent and Ja Rule. This response was given by fellow BlogCritic visitor, Duane, in response to Steve’s f-bomb laden request.
“The move from a structuralist account in which Ja Rule is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of 50 cent, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power.”
I think Duane could do more good than Minister Farakhan.
Not Descriptive
I might just have to ignore everything you say henceforth if you look me in the eye and tell me that you like this piece of paper better because it is “more thinner.” You might think that is more descriptive than just saying “thinner.” While it speaks volumes as a descriptive statement, we aren’t really saying anything about the piece of paper now are we?
Just Put Parachutes on the Plane
Have you ever heard someone whine, “Well why don’t they just put parachutes on the plane?” in response to questions about air safety? An expert goes through step-by-step as to why this is the dumbest most infeasible plan for air safety ever.
(Warning: This is more than you ever wanted to know, but an interesting read.)
Welcome to December
Being welcomed to December by Canada is really crappy. Also, if the internet is faster in your hotel than at the location that you are working, does that mean you don’t have to go to the office? Hmm. Tempting.
Hamburger Links
Does anyone know what a hamburger link is? Yeah. I didn’t think so. I don’t think you want to find out either, but I am going to tell you anyway. For the record, I didn’t get one. Someone must have been sitting around one night and thought, you know what would be great? What if a hamburger could fit in a hotdog bun? Mix in the fact that it was being sold at a gas station and I think you get the picture.
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