Archive for January, 2008

Ready For Brock Lesnar?

This weekend I am going to a friend’s to watch the UFC featuring the debut of Brock Lesnar. Lesnar is a weird dude. He is ginormous. He was one of the most popular dudes in the WWE with Vince McMahon and company. He quit that to try to play pro football with the Minnesota Vikings. That didn’t work and the WWE wouldn’t take him back. As a result he went off to try his hand at MMA. Check out one of his early dominating performances in prep for the UFC matchup this weekend.


K-1 Dynamite USA: Brock Lesnar vs Min Soo Kim
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Death to the HP 2575

I don’t know if any of you remember this entry about the HP 2575 and how it made me want to crash my car into Staples, but it is GONE!  I finally have had enough of its blatant horrendous-ity and I have sent it out of my life on a rail.  The software was impossibly large.  The network printing was a joke.  The stray that broke the even-toed ungulate’s back was that the paper feeder wouldn’t work no matter what type of paper I had in the tray.  This came to a head a couple weeks ago when I was prepping my notes for my Saturday morning radio show.

I was having problems getting the USB to connect consistently.  When that was working, the pages weren’t feeding into the printer.  I had about 15 minutes before I had to walk out the door to go be on the radio.  My head starts to shrink onto my brain when I am nervous and don’t have my precious notes to refer to in the moment.  So I sat there feeding a sheet in at a time so that the HP 2575 piece of shit would glob some infinitesimal ink blots onto the page for me.

No more.  It is GONE.  In its place is the Canon Pixma.  I will have more on the Pixma later, but it is off to a great start in my mind.  It does everything well, and the software footprint is variable.  You can install just a basic driver, or you can give the Canon tools a shot if you feel like.

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Was There Really A Need to Extend Romeo Crennel?

Romeo Crennel reportedly signed a two year extension yesterday that will pay him $4 million per season.  This comes after Romeo led the Browns to a surprising 10-6 season that saw them miss the playoffs by about as little as a team can ever miss the playoffs.  I have been Romeo’s biggest critic.  In fact, I was so critical that I wrote on August 29th before the season even started that I wanted Romeo fired. Well, I have softened a little bit.  Not much, but a little bit.

Don’t get me wrong.  I still don’t understand why there is a need to extend a coach after his first decent season as head coach of a team that has been historically horrendous.   Keep in mind, as much of a pleasant surprise as this season has been, the Browns still didn’t make the playoffs for the right to lose in the first round. To go out and extend a coach with one year of proof that he might be just OK seems a bit unnecessary. With this burden of proof, Marty Schottenheimer would still be coaching the Chargers.  He made the playoffs and got fired.
Either way, let’s look at what did Romeo do this season.  Here are the bullets that I could think of.  Some are positive and some are negative.

  • He refused to name a starting QB even though offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski reportedly wanted Derek Anderson from day 1.
  • He eventually chose Charlie Frye who went out and shit the bed against the Steelers and was subsequently traded after game 1.
  • Romeo kept the team together and wouldn’t let them quit on him.
  • Romeo slightly improved his challenging of plays.
  • Romeo finally gave up on his good buddy Ted Washington, who just became too old to play on the defensive line.
  • Romeo finally strong-armed his defensive coordinator midway through the season and the defense started to improve in the last six games.
  • Romeo stayed out of Rob Chudzinski’s way and let him reshape the offense.

Certainly there are a lot of positives there.  There are also some lingering negatives which were typical of occurrences that have been happening since Romeo got the job in Cleveland.  Romeo’s player loyalty is a fault sometimes like with Charlie Frye.  He felt like because Charlie had the starting job last year that he deserved a shot to do it again this year.  Meanwhile with his “flip a coin” philosophy he made it nearly impossible for an equally young Derek Anderson to hit any kind of comfort zone in the pre-season.  At least if a young guy knows he is going to start from the beginning of the week, he can work on his focus.  As we saw this season, the guys didn’t excel competing during each week to find out the night before the game who was going to start.

One of the big positives that I saw from Romeo Crennel this year is really like an anti-negative.  He kept out of Rob Chudzinski’s way.  But keep in mind, Crennel has been showing this behavior since he got to Cleveland too.  He proved that as he let his buddy Maurice Carthon use pass blocking schemes on EVERY SINGLE OFFENSIVE PLAY INCLUDING RUNNING PLAYS.  I know that the Mo Carthon stuff occurred the previous season, so I won’t go into it.  I just want to make the point that he exhibited the same behavior toward the offense this year that he exhibited toward the offense when Carthon was here.  So, in essence, Romeo is getting credit as a head coach because Phil Savage finally forced his hand in firing Carthon, bringing in Chudzinski, and then on top of that reshaped the offensive line over night.

I guess the bottom line is this.  Romeo showed some improvements this season. He showed that he could be a leader of men.  He showed that he could help this team overcome some adversity.  He showed that he was willing to admit mistakes and occasionally step up and dig into more specific pieces of the game when the coordinator wasn’t getting it done.  Much like the Browns who missed the playoffs this season, Romeo is far from a finished product.  He hasn’t proven that he can take the team to the playoffs.  And this is why I really don’t understand why there was such an imperative to get a deal done with Romeo.  He had two more years left on his deal.  Would it have been too much to ask that he show one more year of improvement with this team before they decide to extend his deal?

Other NFL Notes:

As I was reading about Romeo’s extension it occurred to me just how much bigger football has become than baseball.  Remember during the playoffs and the World Series when news about A-Rod opting out of his deal hit the wire?  The baseball viewing public and the league insiders lost their shit.  “How DARE you make news during the sport’s biggest games?”  They wondered, “How could you be so selfish as to distract from the game’s biggest moment of the season with your news about your contract?”  And to A-Rod’s credit, he was contrite about the timing of this leaked information.

Fast forward to pre-Super Bowl week and nobody is critical that an NFL team would make a personnel movement.  Nobody would care if LaDainian Tomlinson came out and endorsed a new video game on press row in the days leading up to “The Big Game.”  That is how it should be.  Don’t tell people not to do things with their personnel during the World Series because it is a distraction.  If A-Rod’s deal can become a distraction away from the World Series then Bud Selig and company aren’t doing enough to make the World Series a big enough deal.  That’s why the NFL doesn’t care that the Browns extended Romeo Crennel in the pre-Super Bowl week.  NOBODY can distract people away from watching the Super Bowl.  Major League Baseball WISHES it could say the same thing about their World Series.

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Video of Monte Carlo Burning

I am in Vegas right now and I happened to be walking down the strip when the Monte Carlo was on fire. I also happened to be carrying my video camera and I got footage of the building burning. At first we thought it was the construction zone where they are building the new City Center towers. Then as we got past the construction we could see the flames and smoke over top of the building. Check it out.

Check back later for two more videos. I am going to go hit the tables now.

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Ohio State and Aundre Dean (Video)

Texas high schooler Aundre Dean is one of the nation’s top running back recruits. He originally committed to UCLA, but reopened his options after they fired their coach this year. He has visited Arkansas, Texas A&M and plans to visit others. Word has it that Ohio State is after him as well. How nice would it be to have this big, fast, bruising running back in line to take some carries along with Beanie Wells and Brandon Saine?

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Terrelle Pryor’s Amazing Videos

The number 1 quarterback recruit in the country is 6′6″ Terrelle Pryor from Pennsylvania. Apparently, his decision-making process is down to Ohio State, Michigan, maybe Oregon, Penn State, LSU, and Florida. For some reason around here, everyone assumes it is down to two teams; Ohio State and Michigan. I decided to see what the hype is all about and I looked up the man on YouTube. I always take these recruit videos with a grain of salt though, because you never really know what kind of talent is lined up opposite a top guy in his high school conference. Still, the physical gifts of Terrelle Pryor can not be ignored regardless of the talent that sits opposite him.




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Cleveland Sports Curse Radio Show 2008-01-19

Make sure you log on this morning and check out my radio show on 1540 AM WKNR2 in Cleveland. You can stream it on WKNR’s website by clicking here.

If you miss the show, I will post it later as a podcast.

Today’s topics will include the following.

  • The Cleveland State bandwagon is officially open for business after they beat a ranked Butler team this week
  • Mike Brown gets an extension
  • James Laurinaitis returns to Ohio State for his senior season
  • Romeo Crennel seeks an extension
  • Shannon Brown blows up the NBA’s development league
  • Much, much more
 
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Why Give Mike Brown An Extension?

Yesterday, when I heard they gave Cleveland Cavaliers head coach Mike Brown an extension, I had nothing else to say but, “WHY???!?!?!!?”  And seriously, don’t assume that I am overstating things with the capital letters and all that additional punctuation.  If extending Romeo Crennel’s contract was a bad idea, then extending Mike Brown’s contract was the worst one ever.  You see, in football there are at least two coordinators that can help with the game planning.  And to Romeo Crennel’s credit he is very good about letting his coordinators coach without too much interference.

Mike Brown, on the other hand, is on record as saying that he wouldn’t hire any offensive coaching help after last season.  If anyone needed an offensive coordinator after last season, it was Mike Brown.  He didn’t want there to be any confusion on the team with too many voices making noise from the sidelines.  Seriously.  That’s what he said.  I would think that the Cavs would be better off with a little bit of confusion about who is talking rather than the widespread general confusion with which they run their offensive “sets” on a nightly basis.  But what do I know?

So, what were Danny Ferry and Dan Gilbert thinking?  None of this makes any sense to me.  The problems with the Cavaliers from a coaching standpoint have been well-known since Mike Brown got here and yet none of them have been addressed.

  1. Mike Brown’s offense is confusing, inconsistent, repetitive and doesn’t lead to as many high percentage shots as a good offense should.
  2. At the ends of quarters, halfs, games and on important inbounds plays the plan usually consists of getting LeBron the ball and watching him dribble and probably shoot a fade-away jumper.
  3. Mike Brown does not develop young talent.  Daniel Gibson had to force his way into the lineup.  And even still, Gibson has done nothing but perform and Mike Brown continues to start Larry Hughes and Sasha Pavlovic in front of him.
  4. Mike Brown’s player rotations are continually mind-boggling.  He can have guys start who disappear completely before the game is over.  Drew Gooden and Zydrunas Ilgauskas are usually the most likely candidates for disappearance.  But the weird thing is how Ira Newble or Damon Jones can show up and play for two weeks, not play too badly and then disappear completely for two months.  This also contributes to number three and specifically Shannon Brown who got some playing time, seemed to be getting comfortable and then had “DNP - Coach’s Decision” next to his name in the box score for two months without warning or explanation.
  5. The 3rd quarter has been, and continues to be a HUGE problem for the Cavs.  They come out flat, they give up leads, the fall further into deficit.  Whatever.  It has been ongoing for as long as Mike Brown has been in Cleveland.

Now, I can’t take anything away from Mike Brown’s commitment to defense, but these other things are real bona fide problems with Mike Brown as a coach that he hasn’t been able to rectify.  Maybe I overstate the negatives, but I can’t help but feel like this team would do better with someone who was a complete master of the game.  At this rate and with the numbered problems above, I still view Mike Brown as a defensive specialist who hasn’t figured out his weaknesses and how, as leader of the team in the East with arguably the most talented player in the NBA, to overcome those weaknesses.

Maybe this is a result of my fears that LeBron is going to leave this town and this team at the end of his contract if they don’t win a championship.  I feel like that fear is relatively tangible and it feels too real to be fake.  With those stakes in mind it confuses me to think that Danny Ferry and Dan Gilbert think that Mike Brown gives the Cavaliers their best chance to protect their market value by winning a championship and subsequently keeping LeBron here.

I sure hope they are right.

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Video - The Family Riot at The Grog Shop 2008-01-12

I went to check out some friends last night and I used my latest toy to record some video just for kicks. The sound and video quality are actually kind of cool. I used a Flip video camera that records an hour, plugs directly into my PC’s USB and creates AVI’s that are perfectly formatted for YouTube. And I think it was only $150.

Anyway, The Family Riot might not be everybody’s cup of tea, but I like them. They play self-described “Experi-Metal Cartoon Core” so you have to at least respect the imagination as they build a sonic assault using keyboards, guitars, screamed vocals, two drum setups, one including a giant empty keg for instrumentation, a full set of marching band bells and four crazy sumbitches to beat the hell out of the stage.

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Cleveland Sports Curse Podcast - 2008-01-12

This week we were live on 1540 KNR2. As we were talking about the Browns’ vacated Defensive coordinator job, they promoted Mel Tucker from within the organization. We talked about Derek Anderson and his being named the starter for next season. We talked about the Buckeyes and their problems in the national championship game.

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