Dear Phil…
Here is Phil’s comment on something I wrote on June 2, 2004.
- “I read your whatever the hell it is you wanna call it on the Godsmack/Story of the Year fight, and because of your opinion on Godsmack, I think you suck some major dick. Godsmack is one of the greatest bands of this day and age and sure as hell havent gotten the airplay they deserve. Sully is a multitalented rock God. You are one of the most stupid, cocksucking sons a bitch I’ve ever met, and I think you should just go crawl into a corner and die, you must like to gargle bag, and because of your homosexuality, you will go to hell…we all know the whole wife thing is a coverup, you are so very goddamn lucky I don’t know you, or I would probably be hitting you in the head with a golfclub right as soon as you get to this part, you suck some major ass, and I hope you die a painful death
Fuck you, asshole
-Phil”
Hey, Phil or whoever you are, you do realize that you can’t go threatening people just because you are a big fan of a really crappy band with an even crappier vocalist like Godsmack, right?
And you might want to review your own abilities before you make fun of me. First of all you have never met me, so I can’t be one of the “most stupid.” Second of all, you are a bigot. I don’t happen to be gay, but your tirade is laced with an inordinate level of hatred. I need to know why you are so angry. Is it because you got a twinge in your pants when the male gym teacher put his hand on your shoulder? Are you afraid of being gay because you see it in your dreams and it scares you? I am sorry that you are so afraid, but maybe if you would just accept it then you would feel a lot better and you wouldn’t have to stop into my site and threaten me over a really crappy band that is derivative and boring while spewing hate-speech.
Really, I am not attempting to call you gay, but if you feel that much hatred toward that group of people, I get this feeling you may not be willing to admit you are one of them. Maybe because you think gay people are all going to hell is the reason you can’t accept yourself for who you are. Reflect on yourself a little bit.
Oh, and back to you threatening me..
I have already called my lawyer about your comment to my website. We are in the process of finding out all we can about you so that we can have you arrested for intimidation and threatening me. I don’t know where you think you live, but in this country you can’t go trolling around threatening people every time you don’t agree with something that you read.
Who is going to be “gargling bag” when you are in jail and I am just hanging with my girlfriend?
Good luck, Phil. And thanks for stopping into my website.
Regards,
Craig
P.S. Can I borrow that golf club? You won’t be needing it in jail and I have a tee time in May.
P.P.S. Here is some of Phil’s information.
IP Address
206.9.80.3
Email that he left on the site
philknoxville@hotmail.com
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Who threatens someone with a golf club? That is the lamest pieces of sports equipment you could possibly bludgeon someone with. If I were going to club someone with a sporting good I would have to use a composite softball bat…this seems like a much better acoutrement than a golf club…Seriously golf clubs are swing weighted, and have a maliable aluminum or graphite shaft. A golf club would probably only be good for like 1 or 2 violent blows, you couldn’t repeatedly strike someone with enough force to do any serious damage…a good old softball bat would make so much more sense because you could use it repeatedly, and it is much heavier than a golf club…man Phil, if your going to menace someone at least threaten them with violence from the proper piece of sporting equipment.
By the way Craig, next time I see you I am going to hit you in the shin with a polo mallet!
Good Luck Bro…
I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’…but Godsmack is a pretty sweet band.
if you can find out where this garbage-picking white trash hoodlum stays, let me know. You can’t go around threatening people on the internet, but in real life its waaaay easier.
this is fun.
next time we practice i’m going to throw darts at you until you cry
June 2, 2004 was my 22nd birthday. I’m ruining this guy.
Hey Phil - I have to assume you have some kind of Christian religious background if you’re going to make comments about going to hell for being gay. Here’s something you might have forgotten from Bible School:
Jesus says love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek.
Not hate people who have different opinions than you and beat them over the head with a golf club. Your violent tendancies make me think you might end up in hell with the gays, Phil.
It’s sad to me that the thing Phil chooses to unleash his passion about is a band. Imagine if he directed all of that energy (some might call it rage) towards fighting poverty, or eliminating racism, or rebuilding New Orleans. Or improving his own writing skills. The possibilities are endless…
Here’s something the bible doesn’t say, but a reverse DNS search does. Phil’s ISP is Wikstrom Telecom Internet in Karlstad, MN, and Phil reads his scripture in Greenbush, MN, population 782. You can contact the folks at Wikstrom at
http://www.wiktel.com/contactus.htm
The Greenbush PD is at 218-782-2123.
It would probably suck pretty bad for Phil to get shut off…how many ISPs can the greater metropolitan Greenbush area have?
PS I wonder who would win a steel cage deathmatch between three equally skilled opponents, one each armed with a golf club, a polo mallet, and a croquet mallet?
Greenbush…that’s hysetrical!