Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape
Apparently there is another “celebrity” sex tape on the horizon. Our good friend Ashlee Simpson is apparently on tape doing some really graphic stuff. If it does for her, what it did for Paris Hilton, then we should see her doing porno commercials for a fast food burger chain sometime soon. There are rumors that it is an Ashley lookalike and not really the secondary Simpson sister.
Either way, it is probably more fun to talk about than actually watch.
I am just hoping that Sonic the Hedgehog’s cousin, Ryan Cabrera is nowhere to be found on this tape.
In other Celeb sex tape news, Colin Farrell also allegedly has a tape being released by someone. It was released very quickly yesterday and then yoinked from the net soon thereafter. Even if someone can’t make some money from them, they get leaked one way or another apparently.
Memo to the agents and publicists to the stars. Please take away their tripods and make sure their cell phones don’t have video capabilities.
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Although she has an awful music career, and her personality is repulsive I have to say I am intrigued by seeing her sex tape…although I was also intrigued by the “1 night in Chyna” sex tape and had to cry myself to sleep for 3 months.
Well I have to agree with you that there is something intriguing, but it might be more of the train wreck variety of intrigue.
i’d watch it. Although one night in Paris was not all that great, and one night in Chyna was (as deezo stated) material that will scar your retina for years to come.
I read your whatever the hell it is you wanna call it on the Godsmack/Story of the Year fight, and because of your opinion on Godsmack, I think you suck some major dick. Godsmack is one of the greatest bands of this day and age and sure as hell havent gotten the airplay they deserve. Sully is a multitalented rock God. You are one of the most stupid, cocksucking sons a bitch I’ve ever met, and I think you should just go crawl into a corner and die, you must like to gargle bag, and because of your homosexuality, you will go to hell…we all know the whole wife thing is a coverup, you are so very goddamn lucky I don’t know you, or I would probably be hitting you in the head with a golfclub right as soon as you get to this part, you suck some major ass, and I hope you die a painful death
Fuck you, asshole
-Phil
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