Part of dating Jen involves watching an inordinate number of Monday Night Football games as her hometown Colts team is good enough to have a lot of them. I love my team, but I love football in general, so I can pretty much watch any game at any time if it is on TV. Where I run into problems is with the new halftime show thing that they are doing on Monday Night Football where they play Tim McGraw’s especially crappy song “I Like It I Love It I Want Some More of It” with new and different lyrics every week to match the action that occurred on Sunday.
This is the worstest most awfulest idea that anyone ever had.
Who is the guy sitting in his living room going, “Aw man, I just can’t wait to hear what some witty sports guy wrote for Tim McGraw to sing along with his shitty song this week!”
It stinks. He stinks. I don’t like him. He can take his black leather cowboy and go straight to hell.
And by the way, while we are talking about this instant source of the douche chills, Tim McGraw, how on earth did he get Faith Hill? Is she really stupid, or did he have something really embarassing on her that he is holding over her head as a kind of marriage ransom?
Did Tim know her before the sex change operation? Did he threaten to give out her real name on the internet? (You don’t think her real name is Faith Hill, do you?)
Maybe they were put together in some kind of country music matchmaking marriage version of Menudo and they have to be together.
Eh… who knows?