American Idol Update

April 28, 2005 · Filed Under Television 

“The glitzy series came to an astonishing finale when an enormous herd of ravenous peccaries invaded the stage. Scott was just reaching the de rigueur crescendo of a tear-jerking song when tragedy struck. His singing suddenly turned to screams of terror as the snarling pigs devoured the unlucky contestant in a mere matter of seconds.”

Jimmy Zero of The Dead Boys on Idol Finalist and Clevelander Scott Savol

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