NFL Week - Awww Eff It
No more. I will keep picking, but I don’t care anymore. I am like the Clippers, Cincy Bengals from the late 90’s and the Devil Rays all mixed together. My best player is Greg Vaughn, an aging Wade Boggs and Fred McGriff. I suck.
Packers (-1.5) @ Skins - Packers have not looked that good this year, and neither have the Skins. The Packers are all about Cheese and the Skins have an offensive name with a bunch of Hogs in Dresses. How in the world do you handicap the fans in this one? I think I am going to go with the cheese-heads this week.
Colts (-1) @ Chiefs - The Chiefs might finally be hitting their stride. This one has all the makings of a shootout. I am going with the streaking Chiefs in this case.
Giants (+6.5) @ Vikings - This game is made more interesting by the fact that Randy Moss might or might not play based on his hamstring injury. The Vikes are better, but are they better without Moss? I don’t know. I am going to assume he is playing. Vikings.
Panthers (+8.5) @ Seahawks- Panthers. I don’t know why, but Panthers.
Pats (-3) @ Steelers - How can you bet against the Pats? Ben Roethlisberger (with cheese?) will finally get a true test with a nasty defense. If the New England region could ever do me a favor, it would be this week, and hurting Ben. Richard Seymour and Tedy Bruschi have my permission to take out his effing legs. That is all I ask. Thanks.
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