NFL Week 7 - I am the NotChris
It stands to reason that if MisterCrunchy wants to be the NotCraig and pick the opposite of whatever I pick, that I am obligated to reciprocate. See, the only way I can truly beat him and knock him down is if I start picking games correctly, thus making him a loser every week. So, in obvious fashion, I have adopted the monicker NotChris, accepting that he will use me and make a fool of me if I keep picking more losers than winners. I suck. He doesn’t. I can determine my own fate, so, here goes (absolutely) nothing.
Jets (+6) at Pats - Uh oh. Two undefeated teams. What do I do? I think the Jets are very good, but the Pats defense is also very good. Bill BeliSUCK will surely have a plan for Curtis Martin. Can the Pats beat the Jets by the spread at home? I am probably wrong, but I am going to say yes. (Welcome to Jinxville, population YOU, Justin.)
Rams (-6) at Dolphins - I hate this game. The Dolphins are due to win sometime aren’t they? I pick the Dolphins at home. If you have Marc Bulger on your fantasy team, be sure to play him, now that I picked against the Rams.
Seahawks (-6.5) at Cardinals - My rules weren’t working, but I must retain this one. Never pick the cardinals or a team of that caliber. Seahawks.
Jags (+9) at Colts - The Jags are better than expected, but the Colts have the potential to blow anyone out in their dome. Coming off a bye week, Colts win.
Chargers (+3) at Panthers - San Diego. I am not sure why, but San Diego is the pick.
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