Bumper Stickers
“Don’t worry be happy!” because it doesn’t matter who you vote for in this upcoming election. “Bush/Cheney” or “Kerry/Edwards” because in the end, “Jesus Saves!” So, if you wouldn’t mind, please just “Hang up and drive” because regardless of the president, nuclear weapons should just “Rust in Peace.”
Now I know that you might “Rather be driving a golf ball” and I also know that “if this van is a rocking, don’t come a knocking” but if I could just steal a few more seconds of your precious time. Because I have always wondered “WWJD” if he knew your “Car Climbed Mount Washington” or that your kid “Was an honor student” at some random school somewhere. I mean, honestly, would Jesus, “Honk if you love Jesus!”??? Or would he pay no attention and just keep on “Fu-ken-gruven”? It might just be enough to make me think, “WOW!”
All these thoughts are enough to make a man “Fu*kinGonuts” but I will try to keep my head.
Although that head might explode if I find out that “My Karma Ran Over your Dogma” because, quite honestly, “I Brake for Animals.” Even if I didn’t, there is enough love to go around because “I (Heart) NY.”
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The nice guys over at Waiting for Next Year are going to be live-blogging their event in a chat room over at their site. I am a geek, and will be joining them. Come on over. - Dan Gilbert is My Hero Sunday, 10 August 2008, 5:46 am
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Carlos Boozer is a snake and one of the most dishonorable people in professional sports history. I guess I am not over this just yet. - How much you wanna bet… Thursday, 3 July 2008, 9:18 pm
That this 4-day work week will actually increase the amount of gasoline that these employees will be using? Instead of commuting to work, they will now be going to the grocery store, going to do som. […] - In-Car DVD Players are Stupid Thursday, 26 June 2008, 10:15 am
At least they will be when we get a load of in-car wifi!!!!! (I am such a geek.) - George Carlin is Gone Monday, 23 June 2008, 4:34 am
I once bet a guy in college that I could watch a George Carlin special on HBO without laughing. I did it, but it wasn’t at all easy. There is going to be a void left by Carlin dying. - Accepted Behaviors Tend to Increase Thursday, 19 June 2008, 12:15 pm
If you become too accepting of a condition that you really don’t want to encourage, you might just end up with unintended consequences.
My bumpersticker says:
“I bet Jesus would have used His turn signals.”
Thought I’d share. Also, this is some pretty brilliant satire, Craig. I’m not kidding.
well done sir. well done. but lets face it, you’re being too judgemental and “mean people suck”. Now just because “my other car is a porsche” doesn’t give me the right to “flick a booger on your windshield if you’re too close”. People in america have to decide between “(jesusfish)” and “(darwinfishwithlegs)” before they deal with “‘W’04″ or “Johns 04″… however in the long run it seems that the majority is just concerned with “(insert favorite band here)”.
I have been trumped in my comments. Nice work Kiddicus.
Thanks Justin.
If you don’t like my driving call 1-800-kiss-my-ass!!!