Return of the Friday Five
FINALLY, the Friday Five has come BACK to this weblog!
1. What’s your favorite song right now?
My favorite song this moment is “Broken” by Seether featuring Amy Lee of Evanescence. I think they wrote this song for me. It is emotional. It features a female singer. It has highs and lows in the volume and intensity. It is primarily a two-part harmony. The chorus never seems to end and it does that without being repetitive.
2. Are you going to see any of this summer’s Blockbuster movies? If not, what is your favorite summer blockbuster of the past?
I wanted to see The Day After Tomorrow but I don’t think I will make it before it leaves theaters. Although I don’t think it counts as a blockbuster, I am planning on seeing Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story at some point. I think it might be because I am getting older, but the summer movies aren’t what they used to be. Independence Day was the peak of the mountain for summer blockbusters. It has been downhill ever since.
3. Instead of talking about present politics, please name the person who is not in politics (including news and media relating to politics) that you would like to put in the office of the President right now.
I would like to put Ryan Seacrest in office. Sure he is a complete weenie. In fact, I think the name “weenie” was invented solely for him. But, he has the powers to bring this country back together. He doesn’t offend and he is cheesy as all hell. It wouldn’t matter if he were banning abortion, raising taxes and invading Canada simultaneously. Could you get angry with that face? Didn’t think so. After four years… Seacrest OUT!
4. Eff, Marry, Kill. You have to eff one, marry one and kill one. For the ladies (or men), Justin Timberlake, Simon Cowell, and Howard Stern. For the men, Carmen Electra, Meg Ryan, and Elizabeth Shue.
This one is easy for me, but I imagine it will be tough.
I eff Meg Ryan.
I marry Elizabeth Shue
I kill Carmen Electra
I know it sounds weird killing Carmen in this case, but man I really love the girl next door more than the surgically enhanced goodness.
5. If you could be doing anything other than whatever it is you are doing now, what would it be?
I could write you a very long list in response to this question, but for now, I will say that I would want to be rocking on a stage somewhere. I have always thought about being a lead singer, but now that I am playing in a band singing backups and playing guitar, I am digging all the different possibilities with devoting more effort to slamming on the guitar. Anyway, that is still my dream.
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Excellent Friday 5, I have my answers over at my site.
Anywho, That Seether & Amy Lynn song is awesome!
Dodgeball looks great, I firmly believe any movie with Vince Vaughn will be entertaining!
I answered these as well.
You may as well have used Michael Jackson instead of Carmen Electra. She’s an easy kill.
(And now that I say that, I see Deezo has said he’d eff her. And presumably he’d bathe in rubbing alcohol afterward)
I would take an Oz style lime powder bath afterwards!! Then brush with clorox.
Good call. Cleanliness is right there next to Godliness.
1. good song, good call. it would be hard to respect you in a band w/o some kind of musical taste.
2. Day after tomorrow was just ok. acting was sub-par. dodgeball looks fuckin hilarious
3. Seacrest? ok you’re getting shot. How about Bono? Oh, right not american… um - I’d have to go with Michael Moore, just because we’d be socialist in 2 years.
4. no way. eff Carmen Electra, marry elizabeth shue and kill meg ryan. she’s almost dead anyway, and who wouldn’t take a piece of carmen - disinfectant or not.
5. easy. cancun, wenches, baby oil, margarita. questions?
1. Headspace by Velvet Revolver. Hey, I just got the CD yesterday, what do you expect? Prior to yesterday? Solace Through Rage by A Few Askew
2. Already saw The Day After Tomorrow, which was entertaining, if not “good.” May see The Chronicles of Riddick. Still undecided.
3. Me god dammit. Shame on you Craig for saying Ryan Seacrest. We can’t have our president wearing a sports coat with a spiderman t-shirt underneath. What would the rest of the world think? For Christ’s sake the guy probably still wears underoos.
4. Carmen, Shue, Ryan. Simple as that.
5. Sleeping.