Down With Geauga Dog
In honor of my friend’s insanity, I am joining a fight for something which I honestly do not understand. Given the pitch and timbre of his yelling, I have no choice but to stand shoulder to shoulder in his time of need. Deezo Feezo, insane childhood friend and frequent insane contributor here at Filtering Craig, would like to stop the return of a mascot named Geauga Dog now that Six Flags Amusement Park in lovely Aurora Ohio has been turned back into Geauga Lake. I know it is difficult to follow, but all I can say is that for whatever reason (I still do not know) we need to stop the return of Geauga Dog.
It is going to be a tough battle, but according to Deezo, it is one worth fighting. At the present (Tuesday May 25th at 7:14 A.M.) the voting has already begun over at GeaugaLake.com in the lower left-hand corner and people want the return of Geauga Dog 86.6% to 13.4% who apparently account for Deezo’s friends and family who are willing to humor his “nutty as a fruitcake-ness.”
So, even if you don’t understand it, please click over to GeaugaLake.com and cast a vote against the return of Geauga Dog. If you feel compelled to fight this fight on your own website (I have no idea why any of you want to read this let alone put something up on your own websites) please feel free to link back to here and show your solidarity in this important (not really that important at all) fight against an amusement park mascot.
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I want to thank Allah for coming and
giving to us our leader and teacher here in
America, The Honorable Deezo Feezo. I want
to thank Brother Craig at the outset for
doing a wonderful job of opening up our eyes and
giving us a good preliminary basic understanding
of the means and the objectives of The Anti-Geauga Dog Movement, and also I am thankful to Allah
for bringing so many people out here tonight,
especially just before Memorial Day. You know,
it’s next to a miracle when you get this many of
our people together so close to Memorial Day
interested in anything whatsoever that’s
serious. And actually what this shows is the
change that’s taking place among the so-called
Anti Geauga Dog Establishment. not only here in Cleveland, but throughout
the entire world. Today dark mankind is waking
up and is undertaking a new type of thinking,
and it is this new type of thinking that is
creating new approaches and new reactions that
make it almost impossible to figure out what the
Anti Geauga Dog Establishment is going to do next.
-Deezo X-
Dude were up a tenth of a Percent that is almost 1100 people who are joining the cause!!!
Viva La Geauga Perro Resistance
Dude, we are winning!!! the Geauga Dogs Approval rating has fallen below 86%
Viva La Geauga Perro Resistance
So has Sea World returned or is that still Six Flags?
77.9% to 22.1%. your cause is finding new life, feez.
Geaga Dog ROCKS!!! The need to bring back the whole “Fun Bunch”; Geauga Dog, Dandy Lion, Penny Panda, Gunky Monkey and Butch Hightide
I fear your vast knowledge of the “Fun Bunch” tok. Tell me you are not a girl scout leader.
