How to Fix the Star Wars Series
May 24, 2004 · Filed Under Movies
I know a lot of people including Mister Crunchy, The official Filtering Craig Secretary of Revenge, and Jarataur have expressed their displeasure with those horrible movies that George Lucas has done to create the precursor to the Star Wars Series. I tend to agree that these movies have been a big time disappointment.
Now, this article makes a play about how the third movie can be saved.
This is hilarious. Suggestions include luring George Lucas off of the set and knocking him out, (Can I suggest a sock full of quarters?) as well as firing Hayden Christiansen.
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3 things can save the Star Wars Series.
1. Ninjas
2. large Breasted Lesbians
3. Vin Diesel driving fast cars
With these Three Elements included what movie could fail?
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