Superbowl Halftime Bore
CBS adds secret performer for halftime show
- HOUSTON (AP) — Janet Jackson, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Kid Rock and Nelly apparently weren’t enough for CBS’ 12 1/2-minute Super Bowl halftime show.
Another act is poised join the MTV-produced extravaganza. Who that is will remain a mystery until the program, producers said Thursday.
The production will require 350 local volunteers to haul and assemble 70 pieces of the stage, which spans 120 feet. Then about 2,500 youngsters from area schools will pour onto the field to create a festival concert atmosphere.
Combs said that as big a deal as the halftime show has become, the musicians are just a sideshow.
“This is all about the players,” he said. “We’re here to fill some time while they get ready for the second half.”
Does anyone care about this? Plus, who do you think CBS will bring on as a special mystery guest? Will it be some over-the-hill “diva” like Aretha Franklin? Will it be some incongruous musical act that all the hip-hop stars are going to pretend to respect like the Rolling Stones? Will it be the “triumphant return” of everyone’s favorite wacko, Michael Jackson?
Who cares. They could bring all those people up and I still wouldn’t care. Everyone tries to to create magic all the time and then they declare that something was amazing, and spectacular before anyone even has a chance to judge. This just in. Aerosmith, Kid Rock and Run D.M.C. getting together on an MTV stage sucks. Aerosmith, Britney Spears and N’Sync together on the Superbowl sucks. Throwing in Shania Twain doesn’t do anything to make it not suck. Gwen Stefani can’t make it any better either.
Pearl Jam and Neil Young? That’s a pretty good match. Eminem and Elton John? Compelling. I am not sure what makes the matches special, but you can’t force it. You will have to excuse me if I don’t think P Diddy has the juice to create a magical moment.
So, who is the magical special guest? It doesn’t matter. Janet Jackson, P Diddy, Kid Rock and Nelly have already guaranteed that there will be no magic during the 12 and 1/2 minute Superbowl halftime show.
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MAGIC = P Diddy resurrecting the Body of Kaptin Kangaroo for one final show during halftime of the superbowl.
Crap = Janet Jackson, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Kid Rock and Nelly combining to do remixes of famous songs!
If the special guest is Michael Jackson, I will never watch CBS ever again!!!!!
If the special guest is the resurrected corpse of Kaptin Kangaroo than I will buy stock in CBS!
Superbowl Halftime Bore
CBS adds secret performer for halftime show HOUSTON (AP) — Janet Jackson, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Kid Rock and Nelly…
I agree. It’s all crap. Get the lingerie bowl on pay-per-view or something.
Or just gnaw your fingernails nervously because the Pats are playing.
Go Pats!
Yes, indeed. Nobody cares about this event because all eyes will be on the Lingerie Bowl. (Which incidentally gets my vote for best idea for a half time show ever) Yum. http://www.foxsports.com/content/view?contentId=2085840
Oh, and by the way, I like Coach Bill and his dry, wiseass comments, but the Pats are going down. GO PANTHERS!
It’s you! You’re the special guest. It must be. It has to be, else I’ll have to fork out the $$ for the Lingerie Bowl. (note to self:make sure the wife heads on a beer run at the end of 2nd qtr)
Pats 28, Panthers 23.
What is this naked-women bowl thing? I don’t watch much TV so I have been out of the loop on this one. I might have to start watching TV, however.
Pats 28, Panthers 17. Brady will have 3 TD passes after he breaks his throwing hand and a couple ribs.
I might watch the corpse of Kaptain Kangaroo over the blatant sex bowl. Maybe.
Was that Janet pierced nipple I saw?
It looked like Justin Timberlake riped Janet’s top and her boob fell out.
http://www.janet-online.com/ the boob is on this page
I thought I saw a tit on the tube..only thing good Justin Tiberlake has ever done…AND the best part of the whole halftime show. They should have just had her walk out and rip her top off and shake em for everybody…at least it would have been more entertaining. For God’s sake please just give us a marching band!
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