Christmas in Lyndhurst
This weekend I was basically labeled Scrooge by some people (Sally, Jen and Heather) so I decided to prove that I really do like Christmas. I do have some holiday spirit. I love buying gifts for people and I like a lot of the other feelings and experiences associated with the holiday. In order to prove this, I guess I have to own a tree of some kind. Whatever. My new tree even changes colors, so there!
It isn’t my game, but I will play it happily. So to all my detractors, I give you Christmas in Lyndhurst. Now if I could just do something about my industrial-sized tub of faux butter that everyone seems to think is not only strange, but worthy of a practice I will dub “Craig-mockery.” You can’t win them all. At least I know you guys care enough to make fun!
Chris Said,
December 15, 2003 @ 7:00 pm
The fake butter is for eating, right?
FilteringCraig Said,
December 15, 2003 @ 10:29 pm
Long story, but yes. I guess it could be used for other things, but in this case that is NOT what I am talking about.
dittoHeston Said,
December 15, 2003 @ 10:59 pm
I’m hurt to be lumped in with those who called you “Scrooge” - Sally, Jen, and YOUR MOM. But I’m happy you got a tree : ) And please don’t take our comments about your gallon of partially hydrogenated soybean oil as Craig-mockery. We just wanted to make sure everyone knew how economical you are. Buying in bulk is something you should be proud of!
FilteringCraig Said,
December 16, 2003 @ 8:11 am
So when do we get to see the unveiling of http://www.dittoheston.com? Oh yeah, as soon as I set it up. Pictures and a weblog coming soon.