Unfiltered With a Mullet
I bet you people who visit all the time have just been DYING to see your wonderful host in a mullet. Well, WAIT NO MORE. I have a picture of yours truly dressed as a cowboy for a halloween party this past weekend, and YES, I have a mullet (and a few too many drinks with very little other than alcohol). Like all your favorite whitesnake, nelson, rush, warrant and scorpions fans, I too can sport the most transcendental of all haircuts (at least since the rat-tail.) Little did you know you could buy the fashion statement from your local costume shop in order for maximum comedic effect. Nobody has rocked a mullet as well as I did this weekend, seriously, since Billy Ray Cyrus.
Apologies to my sister and brother-in-law for having to share “mullet space” with me. And yes, that is fringe on the vest I am wearing, mostly made of plastic and also from the costume shop.
Comments
What the heck is Mike suposed to be? Is he wearing a sweatsuit? Is he trying to be Olivia Newton-John again?!?!??!??!?!?!
I could tell you the truth, but I like the Olivia Newton John thing better.
Ahhhh… there really is nothing like having the classic ‘Achy-Breaky Big Mistaky’ haircut. I was going to classify you as a Minitruckmullet with the cowboy hat, vest, and all. However, after closer inspection I believe this clearly falls in the Permmullet category.
“permullet: a mullet that has been specially treated with a permanent. This primping of the mullethead’s plumage means that the subject takes great pride in his her lifestyle.
The permullet tends to be a little less aggressive than his mullet counterparts, most likely because he she doesn’t want to taint his mullet with the sweat that would be released in the process of kicking your ass.” -www.mulletsgalore.com
That is all… fear the mullet.
Craig,
I like the mullet wig, and the red striped shirt.
Dizzil Fizzil
“In the hizzil fo shizzil”