And the Winner Is…

I will now give the award for the first Friday Five, “What Would Craig Say” contest. I said you could do anything you wanted, and as it turns out, the funny ones were good and the the true ones were also good.

It was a good effort by Todd, Chris (Crunchy), Mark and the North Carolina iteration of Chris. Todd was dead on with accuracy, and so was Chris (NC). Mark was funny, and mixed in the Full House reference. The Ruben Studdard at the Ohio State Fair comment by Mister Crunchy almost made me collapse.

I can’t believe I am allowing Dan to win because he really ripped me a new one. Here is Dizzil Fizzil, Deezo Feezo, D to the Izzo or whatever the hell hip-hop moniker he is going by these days, anyway, here is the winning entry. Thanks for playing.

Oh by the way, this is your winner. (sorry ladies he is already married.)

You didn’t think I could let him win without at least posting his picture did you? Here is the man behind all those nasty comments and Alan Thicke factoids. Congratulations Deezo!

1. Who is your favorite singer/musician? Why?

Kenny G’s Melodies really soothe me after a rough day on my period.

2. What one singer/musician can you not stand? Why?

I hate that gosh darned Dan Fogelberg and his loud music for these kids with their pac-man video games and hula-hoops

3. If your favorite singer wasn’t in the music business, do you think you would still like him/her as a person?

I love kenny g’s beautiful crimped mullet and the way it flutters in the breeze at his outdoor shows.

4. Have you been to any concerts? If yes, who put on the best show?

Ill have to say I flew to Arizona to see drunken monkey feces at the Arizona Grog Shop last Wednesday and they were super talented. I have their new album “Walking around with a boner in the steam room” (see my review on blogcritics.org) that came out last week and it flows well with intervals of melancholy and harsh creshendos of modern pain emo-rock fused with video game style synthesizer jingles

5. What are your thoughts on downloading free music online vs. purchasing albums? Do you feel the RIAA is right in its pursuit to stop people from dowloading free music?

I actually download songs that are so obscure that no person in their right mind would listen to them. So it keeps me out of hot water with the record companies.

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