Friday Five (7/25/2003)
1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
In the Third Person
2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
Acid Bath – The Blue
Counting Crows – Raining in Baltimore
Deftones – Around the Fur
Neil Young – After the Goldrush
Coinmonster – 8 Little Knocks
The Promise Ring – Say Goodbye Good
Candiria – Without Water
Coldplay – A Rush of Blood to the Head
Commodores - Easy
The Used – On My Own
Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
I would also put all my songs on there. What would the soundtrack of my life be if I didn’t have my own songs on there?
3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
It would be a live action film. It would definitely be about relationships and not so much about action or crazy stunts.
4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
I don’t think any of us are deserving of these actors, but what the hell.
Craig – Sean Astin (rudy)
Mark (my brother) – Paul Walker
Sally (my sister) – Heather Graham
Mom – Annette Bening
Dad – Warren Beatty
5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
The preview would be with the music. A couple of punchlines as the music drops out and then back to music, fading out to views of resolution and happiness.
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1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
“If I fart pretend it doesn’t stink”
2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
Ozzy-Crazy Train
AC/DC-Highway to hell
Abba-Dancing Queen
Danzig-Mother
50 cent-Magic Stick
Jay-z Can I get a?
Ace of Bass-all that she wants
The macerna
The Chicken dance
Boyz II Men- Mo-Town Philly
3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
With the amount of explosions and stunt work involved I would have to say Live action with CGI animation of my temper-tantrums!
4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
Me-John Faverau in his heavier days
My wife Donna- Alyssa Milano
My dog Fudge- James Earl Jones
My Brothers
Brian-David Hasselhoff
Zach-Vin Diesel
My Mom- Farah Fawcette when she is high
My Grandma- Jim Carrey
5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
I am sure there would be some dramatic music and it would open with the words “In a time”…. and would have montages of me vomiting from drinking too much and maybe yelling at the TV screen during video game football.
Why would I be Heather Graham exactly?
I don’t know… she has naturally curly hair? Would you have rather had me pick an ugly actress?
Heather Graham has straight, blond hair. I’m not offended, I was just wondering.
Is that movie out yet? Sounds good.