The Fake Friday Five
I don’t like the Friday Five this week, so here is my own. This week was inspired by my brother Mark.
1. What is your favorite movie quote?
“Who’s your favorite New Kid? Call me Donny. Ooh Call me Joey. Please don’t go girl. Please don’t go.” - Ben Affleck in Mallrats
2. What makes it so memorable?
After seeing this, my highschool friends and I quoted it for months. And if you have seen the movie you know what Affleck is doing during this scene. Subsequently we had a secret code to talk about something that should never be referenced while in a highschool class room.
3. What movie are you dying to see? Theaters or DVD
Adaptation - This is a movie by the same people who did Being John Malkovich and it stars Nicholas Cage as twins. Enough said.
4. What is the most disturbing movie you have ever seen? Why?
American History X - Where do I begin? The graphic violence? The abrasive racism? The prison version of deliverance? All the above. Edward Norton is amazing in this movie, but I can’t even watch it anymore. My memories are enough.
5. What is the funniest movie you have ever seen? Why?
Well if I can go outside the boundaries of real movies, I will say Jackass the movie. It wasn’t really a movie, but it was hilarious. When the guy takes a dump in the floor model toilet in a hardware store (IE not connected to any pipes) I almost peed myself.
If I have to choose a movie with an actual plot, I will say Mallrats. It doesn’t make me laugh like it used to because I have seen it about 1000 times, but I can still remember sitting watching it for the first time with my younger brother and being hysterical for about an hour and a half. Classic.
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1. What is your favorite movie quote?
“Dont just look at it….eat it!”
American Psycho
2. What makes it so memorable?
When we saw this movie in college we couldn’t go into the cafetria without saying it. Eventhough most times we were refering to soy burgers and the movie was referring to a whores ass.
3. What movie are you dying to see? Theaters or DVD
That new porno that snoop dogg directed
4. What is the most disturbing movie you have ever seen? Why?
The clown rape scene in vulgar the clown by kevin smith is the scene.
Glitter with Mariah Carey is the most disturbing movie I have ever seen
5. What is the funniest movie you have ever seen? Why?
The first time I saw dumb & dumber I thought I was going to crap my pants
I rescind my favorite quote it would have be from stripes with Bill Murray.
“Remember that time that you and your buddies stole that cow…..and you tried to make it with the cow?????? Man I want to party with you cowboy!!
My roommate and I said this so many times to our other roommate that he started a fist fight with us senior year over it