51-100 things good
51. People who proofread my writing (happy?)
52. Noticing new things about a place you have been a million times
53. Knowing the answer to Final Jeopardy
54. Washing your hair the first time after a hair cut
55. Cheesy Mashed potatoes
56. The day AFTER moving
57. Hitting a good golf shot on the last shot of the round to keep you coming back
58. The ever important ability to rationalize
59. The 6th sense that enables you to remember the real important things even when you didn’t write it down
60. The free car wash with full tank fill-up at Shell gas station in Bainbridge
61. Time signature changes in songs
62. Self checkouts at grocery stores
63. Classic cheesy movies like Goonies, Stand by Me, Gremlins and Indiana Jones that put a smile on my face
64. Accidentally setting the alarm on the weekend and realizing you don’t have to get up
65. Small name record stores with hard to find items and knowledgeable staff
66. The huge jug of pretzels that you can buy at Costco or Sam’s Club
67. When what went around comes around
68. Dennis Franz on NYPD Blue, no matter if his co-star is Ricky Schroeder or Zack Morris
69. Close, exciting Superbowls (Grrrr)
70. Huhuhuh… hehehe…. 69
71. Laughing at British slang like the verb “diddle” because it is different
72. The day Christmas music is officially stopped for another 345 day period
73. The listener emails on the Jim Rome Radio show
74. Surprise first-class airplane upgrades, (mmm, hot towels, warm nuts, liquor and leather)
75. Not knowing whether the last sentence was about first class on an airplane or an Asian massage parlor, just kidding
76. The industrial sized bottle of Advil from Sam’s Club
77. Staple removers
78. Buying Christmas gift certificates on Ebay for a discount
79. Having a good excuse to get out of jury duty (even though it is YOUR civic duty)
80. Giving shit to telemarketers
81. Making fun of people for eating Shwarma
82. The phone book in my cell phone that ensures I never have to remember another phone number
83. The little “express” shoe shine sponge
84. Rock and Roll Jeopardy
85. The little zipper pockets that were on those Kangaroo Pouch shoes when I was little
86. Line 6 guitar amplifiers with their plentiful amp voices and effects
87. Females in music who write their own music (Natalie Merchant, Tori Amos, Sheryl Crow, The Sundays)
88. Racquetball
89. Wireless networking
90. Boston sports radio and its irrational hosts and callers
91. Personal accomplishments magnet-ted to your parents’ fridge
92. Free newspapers
93. Wrinkle free clothes (dress shirts and pants)
94. Evil Ohio skies that are subject to change in less than a moment’s notice
95. The news portion of the Howard Stern Show
96. The ass-warmers in my car seats
97. Pop Tarts (untoasted)
98. Doubling down on 11
99. Cheese steak pizza in Philly
100. Finishing what you started
The end of this list was harder than I thought it would be.
Mark Said,
January 30, 2003 @ 1:29 pm
First of all there are no free car washes at the Shell anymore. It is a 3 dollar charge with an eight gallon fill up. They are not called “Cheese Steak Pizzas” because that would lead one to believe that it is a pizza with steak and cheese. It is called a pizza steak and I know all about those. Two other things, you have never ended a round of golf with a good shot(because your not any good remember) and you have no accomplishments on the fridge at home so quit making up stories. Although I do with my 3.12 grade point average that I got last semester from Monmouth University. You didn’t think that I could sit and let you get made fun of on your own website by other people and not take part did you? By the way don’t bother correcting my writing or spelling I know that I am not smart. Respond to this post if you are a woman!!!
You're a gimp Said,
January 30, 2003 @ 1:39 pm
Whatever
Lone Star Said,
January 30, 2003 @ 3:40 pm
>#74 (mmm, hot towels, warm nuts, liquor and leather)
—Insert punchline here—
Oh yeah, and your #55 is fragile and weak willed.
Craig Said,
January 30, 2003 @ 4:27 pm
Fragile and weak willed? Cheesy mashed potatoes are the shizzy.
The Filtered One
Sally Said,
January 30, 2003 @ 9:42 pm
Yes, it’s a pizza steak. Just like it’s a cheesesteak and not a philly steak sandwich or a philly steak and cheese.
Go Ms. Natalie Merchant! I agree.
Hmm. Gremlins. Should we tell everyone about Gizmo, Craig?
ericalynn Said,
February 6, 2003 @ 10:29 am
mmm. philly cheesesteaks.
I’m definitely with you on the day after moving, as well.